So it begins

[BenTenn]

I will never be in the gym with la stella, mainly because his singles hittin ass can't find the gym

Lol damn, hater in the house.

 

[ScHoolboy Z]

I will never be in the gym with la stella, mainly because his singles hittin ass can't find the gym

That .422 OBP will walkin to the gym just fine .

 

[Allvol]

Not that it means much, but finally got a win today. Starters have been solid, but relief guys didn't have a good week for the most part

 

[BenTenn]

Braves on MLB Network tomorrow at 1.


MLB Network's bday present for Noch

 

[NochNoch]

Braves on MLB Network tomorrow at 1.


MLB Network's bday present for Noch

Happy bday to me

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

20 days

 

[TBreazy]

😔🔫

 

[Vercingetorix]

Now Garcia's not just backup for the 5th spot in the rotation; he's the presumptive 4th starter. Time to spike my coffee with Drano.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Make. It. Stop.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Now Garcia's not just backup for the 5th spot in the rotation; he's the presumptive 4th starter. Time to spike my coffee with Drano.

Kill me.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Dear Lord,

Please watch over Mike Minor and Julio Teheran. Please please please please.

Thanks in advance.

Amen.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Dear Lord,

Please watch over Mike Minor and Julio Teheran. Please please please please.

Thanks in advance.

Amen.

I saw his mother at the ball park the other day. I didn't want to ask about his dickhole though. She did say it was 50-50 that he would be ready for the opener.

 

[Vercingetorix]

I figured I didn't actually have to pray for Minor's dickhole for God to get the message.

 

[TBreazy]

Gavin Floyd comeback POY imo

 

[Vercingetorix]

Gavin Floyd comeback POY imo

I spent three minutes forlornly staring at his baseball-reference page an hour ago. I'm trying to talk myself into it.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

We are in serious trouble. I hope Wren is on the phone as we speak.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I spent three minutes forlornly staring at his baseball-reference page an hour ago. I'm trying to talk myself into it.

Don't do it to yourself.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Don't do it to yourself.

My assumption is that Floyd = Ben Sheets, although for some reason Floyd got a guaranteed contract. Maybe Wren knows something we don't?

(he says hopefully)

 

[BenTenn]

Hell, run Simba out there every 5th day and play Pena at SS.

 

[Allvol]

Dan Uggla? Quietly playing well so far. J Hey just needs to be sent back to Atlanta to rest up lol