Where is everyone?

[wU-Tang Vol]

Guys. On my bachelor party.

Tear it up bruh! Nati and Beef throwing it for you?

 

[BenTenn]

Tear it up bruh! Nati and Beef throwing it for you?

They're his strippers.

 

[NochNoch]

LP droppin that Pearson knowledge.

 

[LotteryPick]

LP droppin that Pearson knowledge.

Don't even know why I say anything.

I know why Scotty doesn't share anything with them, ever.

 

[NochNoch]

Guys I really really need some help.

Yesterday was my deceased dad's birthday and over the past couple days my girl has been really stressed. She just told me that she is very worried about school, her mom who has problems, and where I fit in her hectic life. She said she needs space tonight when we were discussing what's going in with her. You all know what that means... I love her so much and there is nothing I can do.

Tonight is the first time I have wept since my little brother died. I just swallowed down my nightly antidepressant and really need some help while I sit here in this empty house.

Whoa.

I didn't realize the mothership got so real.

 

[TBreazy]

Yikes.. Somebody talk to the man

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

Just listened to a Dez Bryant postgame interview. My IQ suffered tremendously

 

[LotteryPick]

Whoa.

I didn't realize the mothership got so real.

He's got some issues, man.

I've always gotten some weird vibes from him.

He definitely needs some help though.

 

[005]

So it'll probably be...

AL Cy: Kluber
AL MVP: Trout
NL Cy: Kershaw
NL MVP: Kershaw

AL ROY: Abreu
NL ROY: Hamilton?

 

[TBreazy]

NL ROY deGrom

 

[TBreazy]

AL Cy Felix

 

[005]

I think Kluber. Forgot about deGrom... he finished strong too so he'll be a popular pick.

 

[TBreazy]

Felix better record, better era, better whip, better pitcher

 

[005]

Don't really care about the record, especially when voting folks may just look at Kluber's 3 MORE WINZ.

Felix also has the better K/BB, which should help him out. Kluber struck out more overall. Some of the advanced stats lean Kluber's way, but idk if voters will be looking at those, so the ERA may be the clincher if Felix wins.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

AL Cy: Mike Trout
AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL Cy: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Mike Trout

AL ROY: Mike Trout
NL ROY: Mike Trout

AFC Offensive PLOY: Mike Trout
NFC Offensive PLOY: Mike Trout
AFC Defensive PLOY: Mike Trout
NFC Defensive PLOY: Mike Trout
NFL MVP: Mike Trout

*Announcer for Gashouse Gorilla (Bugs Bunny) voice

 

[005]

Mike Trout could probably play some RB back in his younger days.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Mike Trout could probably play some RB back in his younger days.

6'2" 235. Runs like the wind blows (Forrest Gump voice). He could play pretty much any of the offensive skill positions and kill it.

 

[005]

In February 2014, President Barack Obama used Trout as an analogy for the 2014 U.S. Farm Bill. To emphasize the versatility and utility of the bill, Obama remarked that it was "like Mike Trout, for those of you who know baseball...somebody who's got a lot of tools."

Trout for Prez

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I will have to be held and rocked for weeks the day Mike Trout rides off into the sunset.

 

[005]

Got a good 15 years yet.

Now that he's in the playoffs we can see if he's clutch or really just worthless.