Everton d00ds

[Archer]

Next ass_hole to post about Arsenal in the Everton thread gets the first vacation in the history of Braveschop

 

[TBreazy]

Is this like an exhibition today?

No Lukaku

 

[NochNoch]

Lukaku completed a Club-record £28million permanent switch to the Blues this week and will be presented to fans at Sunday’s game against FC Porto at Goodison.

But he will not play until the final pre-season game in Germany on 9 August - a match which can be seen live on evertontv.

“He wants to be at Leon Osman’s testimonial on Sunday and he’ll be presented to our fans," said Martinez. "He doesn’t want to miss that occasion.

“But he’ll be back in full training on August 7, the same as Kevin Mirallas after their time at the World Cup. We’ll then see him back playing in a game before the start of the season.”

Wasn't even officially back on the team until the middle of the week but probably wouldn't have played anyway.

 

[Vercingetorix]

Is this like an exhibition today?

No Lukaku

All exhibitions till Aug 16, I believe.

 

[NochNoch]

All exhibitions till Aug 16, I believe.

League games start on the 16th but the Community Shield match always feels like the unofficial kickoff and that's next Sunday.

 

[Vercingetorix]

League games start on the 16th but the Community Shield match always feels like the unofficial kickoff and that's next Sunday.

I s*** on the Community Shield. The season doesn't start until Rebecca Lowe tells me it's time for the Everton game.

 

[LotteryPick]

They were playing soccer at work this morning. Ya boi was happy.

 

[TBreazy]

The third kit (alternate jersey?) sucks ftr

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

The third kit (alternate jersey?) sucks ftr

Yeah it's pretty simple

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

The third kit (alternate jersey?) sucks ftr

Yeah not a fan at all.

 

[NochNoch]

So where'd purple come from? Excuse me, blackberry.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

These were hot fire tho

 

[NochNoch]

My personal favorite third kit that I can remember

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

My personal favorite third kit that I can remember

What's the chicken for?

 

[NochNoch]

What's the chicken for?

The Athletic Rooster

French sports brand. Still seen on a few soccer jerseys, although not as many as there used to be 10 or so years ago.

Also, shoe sponsor for Joakim Noah until recently when he sued them claiming that their shoes were so crappy that they caused his plantar fasciitis.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

The Athletic Rooster

French sports brand. Still seen on a few soccer jerseys, although not as many as there used to be 10 or so years ago.

Also, shoe sponsor for Joakim Noah until recently when he sued them claiming that their shoes were so crappy that they caused his plantar fasciitis.

Surely Noah understood that an athletic company with a chicken for a mascot isn't going to give you the most supporton a basketball court

 

[Vercingetorix]

The third kit (alternate jersey?) sucks ftr

They barely even wear the aways. Not a problem.

 

[NochNoch]

Surely Noah understood that an athletic company with a chicken for a mascot isn't going to give you the most supporton a basketball court

Not 100% about this but I think the reason he went with them is because they also used to sponsor his dad in tennis back in the day.

 

[TBreazy]

Inside four days, gents

 

[TBreazy]

Bump for the true fans