Scotty's Flat Top;24607 said:
Verc pulls up to the gas station. Goes on a rant about the price of gas to his children. Goes in pays for 2 bug juices, a batch of hours old chicken livers, and a knock off orangish red tinted non-licensed Tennessee hat. Gets in the car, continues rant.
Is largely accurate except that I'm pretty damn picky about the color of UT crap I buy. Don't care if it's licensed but I won't wear it if it's Auburn/Gator orange.