Braves Thread Bachelor Party

[TBreazy]

In actuality he has a giant countdown clock

 

[005]

like, flava-flav style

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Nope, I get at least a weekly update from her and then immediately forget the exact number she just told me. I do a lot of rounding.

My lady friend has a countdown app on her phone and updates at least once a week.

The only countdown I am worried about is the countdown to opening kickoff in Neyland, baby. 37 days and counting. Happy Peerless Price Day!

 

[BenTenn]

My lady friend has a countdown app on her phone and updates at least once a week.

The only countdown I am worried about is the countdown to opening kickoff in Neyland, baby. 37 days and counting. Happy Peerless Price Day!

I got a countdown widget on my phone for that.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Had an hour and half conversation with my fiancés childhood 70 year old preacher about the joys and pitfalls of sex yesterday during our marriage counseling appointment. It was 15x worse than I imagined it would be.

 

[005]

Not. Excited. About. That.

 

[TBreazy]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Opened this up expecting to see some rad party plans but nah

 

[Vercingetorix]

You should have asked him, in all sincerity, for some advice on how to settle disagreements in the bedroom like whether she'll let you come on her face or not.

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

I'd be curious to hear his thoughts on the pitfalls.

 

[005]

I'd be curious to hear his thoughts on the pitfalls.

Ask verc

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I'd be curious to hear his thoughts on the pitfalls.

Basically to not do anything that violates her "conscience". Or to not bang the secretary.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

You should have asked him, in all sincerity, for some advice on how to settle disagreements in the bedroom like whether she'll let you come on her face or not.

He said anything goes. Says sexy time is a gift from Jesus. Just can't violate the conscience. Booze helps with that though IMO

 

[NochNoch]

He said anything goes. Says sexy time is a gift from Jesus. Just can't violate the conscience. Booze helps with that though IMO

So what do you have to aim for in order to hit the conscience?

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

So what do you have to aim for in order to hit the conscience?

Midget 3- way imo

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Lmao

 

[GreatWhiteNorth]

He said anything goes. Says sexy time is a gift from Jesus. Just can't violate the conscience. Booze helps with that though IMO

Profound

 

[ScHoolboy Z]

Can't believe I didn't see this thread earlier.

I'm only married to being a BFDL, VFL, and Jack Daniels.

Buncha women in this thread.

 

[TBreazy]

Zima Z can DD

Might have to revisit this one

 

[005]

Can't believe I didn't see this thread earlier.

I'm only married to being a BFDL, VFL, and Jack Daniels.

Buncha women in this thread.

You should try women too at some point.

 

[ScHoolboy Z]

Still don't know what Zima is