Chris Johnson

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Is shaped weird. And it is bothering me.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

But then again pretty much everything he does bothers me.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Only 4 more years

 

[Vercingetorix]

My two biggest complaints about the Braves have always been that 1) they appear to have zero understanding of modern statistical analysis, and 2) they've always seemed to overvalue their own players. What you get from both of those is the Chris Johnson contract.

 

[BenTenn]

A+ thread

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

We've gone from Chipper to Chris Johnson

 

[BenTenn]

We've gone from Chipper to Chris Johnson

Same initials, must be good.

 

[TBreazy]

But then again pretty much everything he does bothers me.

My man

 

[TBreazy]

Man he sucks

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Same initials, must be good.

Couldn't carry Larry's jock.